I keep thinking she must be involved with some divorced dad who whines a lot about what a bitch his ex-wife is and how she brainwashes the kids against him.

Eh, I don’t think this is always true, but that could be because I know a lot of old, radical liberals. My own mother was a Goldwater-era republican who wrote speeches for him and worked for Nixon. When she died at 78, she was pretty far left (and in love with Stephen Colbert).

I mean, maybe the donut licked her first. Haven’t you noticed they always start this security footage AFTER the donut behaves menacingly? There’s no way we can KNOW, you know?

Not for long, fucko! That’s what scares you so much.

Dammit, Miggs. Not again!

It’s about ethics in haberdashery.

#notallatheists

Right? And any time I read their comments they make me want to run away screaming. I don’t even call myself an atheist anymore because of their trenchant, petulant shit. They make us all look bad.

Is this just mantasy?

I vote barbeque flag as the new symbol of the south. And the motto should be, “Bless your heart.”

I have both, so I vacillate between livid and terrified all of the time.

Excellent point!

I just made a similar comment, but I got Kinja-ed. I’m so tired of the notion that calling out rape, violence, and shitty behavior is anti-male. It’s anti-asshole. We’re trying to have a society here.

I’m so tired of the notion that calling men out on rape, violence, and shitty behavior in general is anti-male. It’s anti-asshole. We’re trying to have a society here.

Yeah, but supposably the wall had it coming. All of the sudden, your head hit it.

Oh man, and breath/breathe! That one drives me batty.

I thought he meant tampon, was Ginuwinely horrified.

Cupcake? Really, scone?

The thing is, she can’t disprove it. How can you prove you weren’t cheating?

Are you sure she cheated, though? She seems to be denying it. When everyone found out my ex was having an affair, he told everyone we knew that I had been cheating first. I hadn’t. Not even a little.