Yeah but You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that.

This one really bugs me, too. I try not to correct people's grammar on the internet because it's kind of a dick move, but woman and women? On a site geared toward womEn? Nobody ever seems to get man/men wrong, and it's literally the same rule. Just cover up the WO if you're not sure!

They're here. I can smell their little rage tantrums, like stale sweat in a hat band.

Right? I'm going to go look in their weapons cart and make sure they're buying generic missiles and tanks. YOU WON'T BE BUYING THOSE FANCY PANTS BRAND-NAME TANKS ON MY TAXPAYER DIME, FUCKO!

I am going to save so. much. time. by swallowing my tampons before my period starts!

I feel like you might not know just how hard that job can be. I am a very involved parent of an 11-year-old girl. I monitor her phone regularly, know all of her friends, and am in regular touch with both the school and other parents. She has STILL managed to get away with some shady shit. And she's a really, really…

I hate the whole concept of "Daddy issues." My dad died less than two weeks after I was born and my mom never remarried. I was brought up with the idea that I would have these issues, and I feel like society reinforced it. It led me to question every single choice I made in and about men, wondering if it was my "Daddy…

I had just made a cup a few minutes before sitting down to read Jez. I had it in my hand! It's... it's like you people know me.

God, I love Alan Cumming so very much!

I mean, they don't believe us when we report rapes, but they're totally going to believe that if we shoot an attempted rapist it was totally self-defense, right? Right??

Wait, did Harper Lee write this one too?

THERE IS A WAGON? Nobody told me about the wagon. I call shotgun!

Does it count if it was the guy's mother who proposed to you? And provided the ring?

I love the "MAY have taken" part too.

Yep, this perimenopause is no joke. I don't get hot flashes too often, but the mood swings and scatter-brained feeling are super fun. Plus the chin hairs! Nobody told me I'd be spending a good chunk of my time plucking out chin hairs!

This doesn't surprise me at all. Women have been conditioned to take on responsibility and care for absolutely everybody, and often the husband is the last one who needs to be cared for. My mom was widowed right after I was born and she never remarried. I think when we were all grown and out of the house she really…

I could have used a trigger warning for the beaver's anal secretions bit.

Well Rand Paul's would basically consist of pictures of different kinds of bootstraps and the dude from the Monopoly game clutching money, right?

Kinja IS hard. Fantastic username, btw. I hope that guy crawls back into whatever douche-lined hole he lumbered out of.

Thank you! I usually resist replying to that kind of nonsense, but I felt protective of the OP because I also have a shitty ex who cheated, and it's a horrible, vulnerable feeling. The last thing she needed was some random dickbag saying it was her fault.