Mine is pretty fly for a wifi, and when a new neighbor moved in, they named theirs pretty fly is funny for about a month. I was weirdly honored.

I am so, so sorry!

I hate to do this to you, because it broke my heart, but:

http://yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/458835597…

Ugh, I started getting catcalled at age 11 too, and now my daughter is 11 and it's happened to her twice. I get so filled with rage remembering how my face burned with shame after those incidents, and how my daughter is now being put in the same position. I hope she takes my talks to heart and at least doesn't feel…

Lindsey Graham has a "definitional problem" with rape? Why is it men like this never have a "definitional problem" with, say, theft? Let's put this in terms people like this can understand:

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I don't think I'm hung up on it, I just find it puzzling. And funny. His choice in philandering companions is a born-again Christian Republican, which I also find amusing.

Raise your hand if you feel like you've been personally victimized by Miley's boobs.

You're awesome and I like you.

I really need for Skink to exist and actually be governor. Of the universe, preferably.

Haha, nope. I didn't need a PI to catch onto his fuckery. He wasn't very smart about the whole thing.

How about a school guidance counselor from rural Iowa?

One of the most baffling parts of my divorce (and there were many) was that I found out his secret affair credit card, which he used to purchase his secret affair clothing, was from Kohls. KOHLS.

Wavy thing. WAVY THING.

I was so, so careful to start early with my daughter and give her good, age-appropriate information (the first sex talk I had with my son when he was young devolved quickly into a treatise on early child bearing and cans of stewed tomatoes, and I mean, WHAT WAS I DOING?). So I carefully found a basic but clear drawing…

Oh, Joni. Please tell me more about how hard it was to grow up white in Iowa.

Sure, but are they ethically sourced free-range organic lentils?

Wait, so why was he wiping his own devices?

Perfection!

Um, that you're awesome?