I just straight-up ban the topic, among others. I tell students that you can't make the argument without relying too heavily on bad sources and too much pathos. I also won't accept legalizing marijuana as a topic. I tell my students that if I have to read one more paper on that, I'M going to have to get high.

It's biodebatable!

I was just about to say that. I am a tall woman, but it doesn't lend me much protection, and in some cases, draws unwanted attention/provides another aspect of my body to be commented upon.

You...I like you.

This is oddly specific, and I can completely identify. I'd have to add in the affair from the OP though, just to make it super accurate.

I'm so sorry for your family's loss. Please know that as horrible as internet commenters can be, people don't all think and feel that way. Anyone who understands domestic violence understands that this was in no way her fault, and that the only person to blame is the shit human who did this to her. Hugs.

We know for sure it's not Woman on Top.

Or Edge of Heaven.

Is there a particular position that God likes best? I feel like we all need to know this.

I find it helps me be less afraid if I say Ebola like they pronounce Ricola in the cough drop commercials.

Yep, this perimenopause is no joke. The week before my period I am tired and there are far too many mood swings on my playground. I want to get a t-shirt made that says "It's Week Three—Run for your Lives!"

But then how will MRAs claim that women don't mind being hit on men who are good-looking alphas??

Well played! *tips hat

If she's like my grandma, it was all in $5 bills.

Peak Palin sounds like a terrible place to ski.

My mom had been sober for 33 years when she was diagnosed with terminal cancer. She never did drink, but she got herself a medical marijuana card (after some deliberation) and it made things so much easier for her. Plus, her stories about being high and talking to Steven Colbert in lieu of a deity were hil-arious. I…

Oh! Thanks for clarifying; I didn't even think to make the google on that one.

I literally can not figure out what you're trying to say. Yes, I know what a groupie is, that's why I discouraged her from using the term. And your point is what now?

Mine's on my Kindle and IT WON'T DELETE!

Um, yes. That was kind of my point.