Why does John Hennessey read so much like Donald Trump?

That lead GIF is now the featured exhibit at the Blue Balls Hall of Fame.

I don’t think I have ever gone off vibrate. Though I do have the game of thrones theme song as ringtone.

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.

This is why you never go to a NFL game.

Cards Against Humanity - the game that’s funny once, and then you can toss it in the garbage.

Cards Against Humanity - the game that’s funny once, and then you can toss it in the garbage.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

They can have special editions of the Scrambler as tributes to regions around America. Denver Scrambler, South West Scrambler, Three Cheese Scrambler (for Wisconsin)...

Is that a laden or unladen raven?

Reminds me of letting the t-rex out of the gates in Operation Genesis. Or watching people fall to their deaths in Roller Coaster Tycoon.

There is a confirmed diesel engine, I’d imagine it’d be paired with the pickup and have a better tow rating.

I do.

I wonder who ranks them.

Congrats on having the dumbest take in this article.

I have a titanium plate in my thumb due to cheap (and worn) tires.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

He could at least have put the glass in a recycling bin. But that’s probably not ‘convenient’ enough...

That’s not really what’s happening or how it works. We have the Confederacy pretty well documented. We have the receipts as it were. That’s why we can objectively say that the Confederates committed treason against the United States to hold on to morally reprehensible institution of slavery, lost, and then were…

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.