Why does John Hennessey read so much like Donald Trump?

That lead GIF is now the featured exhibit at the Blue Balls Hall of Fame.

I don’t think I have ever gone off vibrate. Though I do have the game of thrones theme song as ringtone.

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.

This is why you never go to a NFL game.

Cards Against Humanity - the game that’s funny once, and then you can toss it in the garbage.

Cards Against Humanity - the game that’s funny once, and then you can toss it in the garbage.

They can have special editions of the Scrambler as tributes to regions around America. Denver Scrambler, South West Scrambler, Three Cheese Scrambler (for Wisconsin)...

Reminds me of letting the t-rex out of the gates in Operation Genesis. Or watching people fall to their deaths in Roller Coaster Tycoon.

There is a confirmed diesel engine, I’d imagine it’d be paired with the pickup and have a better tow rating.

I do.

I wonder who ranks them.

Congrats on having the dumbest take in this article.

I have a titanium plate in my thumb due to cheap (and worn) tires.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Should have watched The Incredibles and known the perils of a cape.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

62% of males aged 14-15 masturbated in the past year? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s likely that the other 38% didn’t answer as they were too busy masturbating.