So your vote is for the Grady Sizemore? (or should I say Sizeless haha hehe).

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The fact that knuckleballs are thrown at about the same speed of my current fastball (according to the county fair radar gun) gives me little hope.

Yes The Ron Artest dong. I remember that one we were told to come back later within an hour time period to catch it. They really placed the carrot right in front of our faces on that one.

We may all make fun of Favre for for his genital inadequacies, but have any of us ever accomplished so much with so little? The man is a hero.

Best Deadspin Dong?

Oddly enough I think that made it more graphic.

That search was surprisingly not that graphic.

The one thing I was hopeful for with the new comments system was mobile comments. I would definitely spread more of my almost funny stuff way more if I could through my iPhone.

Not that I know of. I could see why you might think I did since I'm easily the funniest person on here.

So it's not all bad. Tomorrow all you funny guys get to my level and we will all be equal. Isn't that all everybody really wants? So welcome to my level all.

I just found out I do not know how to spell laughter. (No way that's right, right? Wikipedia says so though so i guess it is)

Don't do it. I tried doing the same thing for my gf only with dogs and puppies. I thought I did it perfectly but when she saw the grin and heard the laughter coming from my blood soaked face, well that was it. Needless to say I haven't seen her since, well nobody really has. I did get a cool dog out of it though.

right below the video, bottom right.

Sure I'm not the first but that has never stopped me before.

[Hangs Self]

Hell, I like you, mostly because you remind me how I'm no longer having to deal with the Sacramento Summer Nights with no A/C.

Sierra Nevada Torpedo (Exra IPA) from the tall can. And some milk.

Same for me. I can blame Brett Favre's penis for my visits here.