First Video to DUAN! for me. (Probably wont work, will not edit)

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I think I'm just let down from the weekend and Hockey playoffs being over.

I need to get MLB TV to get that out here on the west coast.

Frasier? It's my 22nd birthday not my 82nd.

Who do you think you are, some kind of rapper? You can't just rhyme orange with orange by throwing something in front of it.

I've actually managed to watch all the episodes of Top Gear on Netflix.

So what the hell is on TV tonight? Well besides the Bachelorette.

Historically, Tiger is at a disadvantage when it comes to keeping his head above water compared to other golfers.

Don't worry Joe Amendola has already prepared a defensive to this new piece of evidence:

A Gay whack for $200 seems reasonable but a Remi of one sack for only $200 now that's a deal.

I'll tell you what caused the crash. Bolt is so arrogant about his speeds he still thinks it is faster for him to drive like the Flintstones.

Yeah in still form they are bad. Just wait until we get to see all the fade in/outs, flying text, and spinning images. That is when it truly gets weird.

Pants down. Microscope right next to your groin

U.S. Open in person,

I think Connor is getting left off the hook here, he describes the guys at the table as:

I think we can all agree that if Manny cared as much about the fight as he did the basketball game the final result of the fight would have probably been different.

Well I'm Part Italian so I'll take Italy in that one and my favorite handgun (that I own) is made in Croatia so I say they win that one.

I can only hope that one day may name will replace UFC Star Jon "Bones" Jones in a similar headline.