Great job!

Bud Cort approved! 

Pringles. 

Dogs aren’t people. I love people. Fight me.

The i3 BMW should have made. 

As a white dude, I approve of this message. 

Max Fischer approves.

I would love a freebie.

I just broke 7,000 miles on my sport TI, and this is by far the best car I’ve ever owned. I’ve had absolutely no problems with it and it brings a smile every time I drive it. It has been absolutely faultless. I’ve owned a 2015 Abarth and a 2016 500x and both were rock solid vehicles. I really hope Alfa sticks around…

Basking shark.

Andrew Kaufman or Michel Gondry would have kicked ass with this premise. Looks a little bit too polished.  

Eat a bag of dicks, fuck-face. 

A nearly new car w/o coverage? She should spend a little less on dressing up as her favorite cartoon character, and cosplay as an adult.  

Doctors and cops do not hear women’s voices.

Instagram’s first coachbuilt design.

Sounds great!

Seattle is about to be coated in these things. Recently divorced, 50-somethings, flirting with baristas at the Starbucks drive-thru.

It needs to be a Genesis.

“...waitress: Tanqueray and Tab.

I can’t wait.