What a great life! I head up to El Mirage all the time. Got a couple of rental cars over 115. Terrifying! 

My ex bought one new in 2005, an orange turbo convertible, and that thing made you angry driving it. I have never driven a car that was so committed to the driver not having fun. Hard to believe that i have had way more fun in a rental Chevy Spark. The VW is most cynical car ever made.

The Z8 is a postmodern pile of burning diapers. The interior of this thing looks like the sex dungeon of an autistic dilantin addict. If Robert Venturi had been a car designer...

Brilliant. 

I love this car so much!

We have an 2017 XC-90 and a 2018 Alfa Giulia Sport Ti. Love them both. CR criteria for cars leaves out any emotions. Has the infotainment screen been a bit buggy? Yes it has. Do I give a fuck what a bunch of drones a CR thinks? No. 

Fuck yeah!

A year from now, at a Benjamin Moore dealer in Ohio, Zach will be mansplaining the advantages of satin over semi-gloss to an annoyed house frau.

Shooting break. 

I Will have my 5-door Justy!

I live a mile south from that spot on Beach Drive! That row of houses is full of retired folks, and that street is jammed packed with all matter of tuner cars during the summer. It is a living hell of burnt rubber for those folks.

My first brand new car purchase. Picked it up on New Year's Eve, 1999. I see them on occasion here in Seattle, and they are like running into an old girlfriend that you haven't quite got over. Amazing car.

Three for me. Just yelling and shoving. I did have a dude point a shotgun at me from his car, after the bar closed. Sobered me right-up.

Don’t get the British started about their aviation industry. They are the most butthurt bunch of anoraks you’re ever going to come across. They still think that William Allen made a deal with Satan to somehow hold the VC-10 back from being a success. They can never take responsibility for the fact that the Brabazon…

South Lake Union bro-dozer. 

I’ve heard of them, they are like bro-Corollas in Seattle. 

Vancouver. I live in Seattle and couldn't wait to get a road trip in.

BMW kinda sucks.

You can say that I’ve grown up with Italian cars. My late uncle had a barth’s Fiat and a Ferrari 412 automatic. As a kid I couldn’t wait to be driven to downtown Santa Barbara in one of those beauties. So when Fiat said they were coming back to the States, I was elated. The first product from FCA that I purchased was…

Chris bangle looks at the Fiat 124 and says: "hold my beer.”