Good news we recovered your car, bad news it’s at Picknpull now

Oh my...you’re about to see outright theft to a magnitude that would make even the best despots blush. Stopping SS payments will merely be a drop in the bucket when it comes to stealing gov’t assets and reassigning the assets to the top 0.01%.

I’m not laughing. They got away with it.

If I saw something like that and had some free time on my hands, I would definitely go to the dealership and pretend I’m interested, eat their snacks, drink their coffee, burn their gas, or energy, on a very long test drive, pretend I need to “make a quick call” while I go watch some youtube videos somewhere while…

It’s a scam. the car is probably sold already. I had a similar situation with a Ioniq 5 Limited. Advertised lease for $99/mo, $0 down, 36 months. I called the dealer (was about 1 hour away) and kept asking if the car was on the lot and available and I kept getting the runaround. eventually they admitted the car was…

I have to admit I do kind of dig that interior.

Most insurance policies have a clause stating they will not pay out in the event the vehicle is used for a crime, and deliberately running someone off the road definitely sounds like a crime.  I wouldn’t be surprised if all the insurances involved refused to pay out.

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

The 2003-2010 logo doubling as an upside down duck only adds to the charm.

Another day, another reason to hate people.

They would not have anything like enough time to raise sail and use them to do anything about the power loss, even if the wind was blowing in the right direction to help, and they had enough room to maneuver. 

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

That just means they need to bump of the speeding ticket price in school zones. $50 doesn’t seem like nearly enough for bastards speeding through school zones. Those that pass school buses at a stop need to have their licenses revoked and their cars crushed. 

You get in the way, and get everyone else all antsy and fussing, so your ass sit down and put your shoes back on. You can go jogging once you leave the airport.

This is assuming these people have shame. In my experience at least 75% do not. If arrest wasn’t an option they would gladly punch or bite people to get on the plane first. 

Of all countries China has probably earned the right to be paranoid about drugs. They were only on the receiving end of a certain Opium war after all.

Because the back seaters will often fill the first overhead bins with their shit because they’re too lazy to carry it further both ways. That forces the fronters to have to use the overheads in the back, which upon deplaning, requires them to swim upstream (translation: wait for all peeps to clear before heading…

Gate lice exist primarily because most people have little common sense and/or think they are above the rules due to their sense of entitlement. The gate attendants make so many announcements explaining the boarding rules yet half the people in the group 1 line either have no idea what boarding group they are in or are…

Tesla is the single shadiest, scammiest company to exist in this country since Trump Steaks, Trump Vodia, and Trump University.

Please don’t, I don’t know what it is with Tesla specifically, but most of their drivers either drive around with their high beams on purpose, the headlights are not aligned right, or the auto high beams aren’t detecting cars in front of them. I don’t get as blinded by Trucks as much as Model 3/Ys. My generation is…