Accusing others of what he does himself.

That, and their social media homepage banner is a shot of their truck.

What era was this in? US cars have always had issues.

Those laws are largely boilerplate lifted from the US Constitution.
https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artI-S6-C1-2/ALDE_00013354/

The cops should just commandeer a dump truck and call it a day.

Everybody hates piano black now.

Easiest way to catch these is to have the author slowly read the story out loud to themselves. But hey, that takes time!

Lipstick on a pig.

For a second this made me think about the fate of Mitsubishi Fuso. A little reading shows Mitsubishi Motors sold off its shares in 2005 and the majority holder is now Daimler Truck. As of 2023, an agreement exists to eventually put Fuso and Toyota’s Hino truck brand into a joint holding company to be funded equally by…

Sparked his memory? How do you forget something like that?

I’d suppose in that case they’d need very clear identification of the driver to prove it was that person at the wheel during the crime.

This keiretsu nonsense is going to burn Honda in the ass.

Fully embrace the meme and buy one of these.

How do you say, “Your move, creep.” in Mandarin?

I thought this kind of stuff only happened in Hazzard County.

He’s P.T. Barnum.