He’s P.T. Barnum.

There’s a mechanic getting one of these for Christmas.

“Basically the idea is if it takes 5 years, he pushes the engineers to do it in 2 (an “impossible” goal), he still wins if they do it in 3-4.”

Sounds like Musk went to the Captain T. Kirk School of Business.

Conjunction is a real thing and halts comms between Earth and Mars for something like 2-8 weeks. That’s the only thing I can think of that Musk is unsuccessfully trying to explain.

The appropriate ending would be the idiot getting run over.

At that point Subaru probably tells Toyota to go build it in their own plant so Subaru can maximize their production capacity on higher margin, more on-brand models.

Just put an AirTag into a box and give the results to the cops.

Looks like the booze cruise ship down in Cabo. They never use sails either.

Why would I want to raise my taxes even more to combat these shitheads?  Make the fines painful enough and they’ll stop.

This. And the Fentanyl crisis is payback. Destabilization 101.

It could very well be debris, but there’s also the possibility of an anti-satellite weapon that you’re never going to hear about from the government due to space being the new front in the Cold War that never really ended.

That’s a uh-oh.

Sometimes bad dogs just need to be put down, ya know?

This country is doomed.

Background:
“The Stanford marching band, during the Stanford-Oregon game, “formed a chainsaw that spelled out ‘OWL,’ transforming into ‘AWOL. ‘” They ended the performance by cutting a fake owl in half with a chainsaw. Fans were so upset that the governor of Oregon banned them from the state of Oregon.”

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