That is a ROUGH 40.

Filed to: moobs

Train horns on trucks. 

Yes and common sense.

I can’t wait for the Luddite Editions to come out. 

Bro-dozers with oversized wheels AND spacers making the thing a good 6" wider (or more) on each side. This shit:

Tinted or blackout head/taillamp covers. If you are rear-ended with these on, all fault should be on you.

GM cars using the reverse lights when the car is unlocked.

The simulated-gunshots backfiring ECU mod or whatever needs to stop too.

Obligatory South Park:

One of the few occasions where I think this should be a 1 strike you’re out rule. Get caught doing it, get your vehicle impounded. Then you have to pay impound to have it serviced to be put back to factory specs before you get it back.

Rolling Coal. This is just ignorant. Nobody wants to breathe in a cloud of diesel smoke.

LED lights stuck into headlight housings meant for halogen bulbs.

Any exhaust that sounds like gun shots or could be described as “brap brap”.  In car subwoofers.  Any forward facing lights that aren’t installed directly from the manufacturer.  Window tint past whatever percentage is required to safely block out the sun, and window tint on a windshield full stop.

Wait your teacher’s face

It’s always sounded to me like the Tasmanian Devil’s tornado. Or, alternately, the windup gyro sound my from my Evel Knievel motorcycle and chopper.

“Forward gears use helical cut gears, which automakers prefer to use in manual gearboxes because they’re smoother and can withstand more force.”

Hambo

It probably barely ran. It’s an old Evo ElectraGlide that someone had modified into a Road King clone. Why?

My idiot ex-BIL got a tattoo on his scalp and it bled for two days before he went to the ER to get it looked at.