I’d rather the government spend time on how to deal with these jackholes.

Wild guess is that the aircraft crew knew what seats would be occupied and which are supposed to be vacant and discreetly radioed ahead to LAX.

Are you new to capitalism?  You don’t absorb costs, you pass them along.  Maintaining your profit margin is the priority, even if it means cutting the portion and package sizes.

Unfit for duty.

+1 for MSF.

I fully support the cryogenic freezing of Ken Jeong.

At least he closed the door...

Jay will change his tune if he manages to melt his face again.

Dying in a jet engine’s a dicey proposition.

This hotel has the Birdman Seal of Approval.

Screw that. In Murica we fry people, not cars.

Max’s agent should be on the phone with every car rental agency on the planet to make sure this never happens again. At the very least Sixt should think about creating a VIP program.  If McDonald’s can have a gold card...

Even just reading the article aloud themselves would probably help catch some of these errors.

A mysterious fire would also get it removed.

Did she ever file for divorce?