Screw that. In Murica we fry people, not cars.

Max’s agent should be on the phone with every car rental agency on the planet to make sure this never happens again. At the very least Sixt should think about creating a VIP program.  If McDonald’s can have a gold card...

Even just reading the article aloud themselves would probably help catch some of these errors.

A mysterious fire would also get it removed.

Did she ever file for divorce?

Rules for thee...

Took a page out of this prick’s play-book:

ISTR reading about this 20+ years ago on Wired.

Negasmart. What a name.

I remember somebody at either R&T or C&D writing that it was the next ‘57 Chevy. LOL

“Melt chocolate over saltines...”

JFC, just throw some sliced Velveeta on there too.

Ahem. Your number one is right here:

Odd. Nobody forced you to read the article. And nobody’s forcing you to stay here. Fuck off.

They got close with Associate Justice Samuel Chase in 1805.

Smells like an inside job at the original trucking company. How else would they have your paperwork?

Sounds like a you problem.

Yes, I’m sure those insects could never, ever reach South America. It’s all fucked, just like the Gros Michel banana.