Your grandpa made better logos.

“These images show the structural elements of the Luna-25 apparatus against the background of the Earth, from which we have already departed forever...”

Such odd phrasing.

I guess they’ll have to release the Heavy Metal edition taxis.

Maybe they can show Pelia giving Scotty the old bottle of Scotch that gets used in TOS.

Why would Chekov appear?  He didn’t show up on TOS until season 2.

Too bad they didn’t have a leftover Apollo CM to do a full test on. I wonder if their plasma tests account for atmospheric pressures.

And hopefully fired.

“reviewed internally”

I want to go to Wish Zoo.

Somebody dig up Arthur Miller. His play needs updating.

Exactly. I thought memberships were supposed to keep the riff-raff out.

MUH FREEDUM!