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I use the word bildungsroman, but I’m insufferable and generally disliked.

Maybe someone thought he looked like the original Klingons or they just tell him that to make him feel special.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

There’s still time for a scene where he skips down the centre of a school bus, slapping everyone he sees.

I like how he didn’t intend to use the audio, so he’s just got TNG going on.

From the look of it, Fortuna is the Twi’lek equivalent of Habsburg.

It would be way more fun if they were a subsidiary of LexCorp, which would lend itself to some Better Off Ted style satire.

There were allegations during the election that Trump already owes a significant debt to a Russian bank. (If Trump ever released his taxes we might have more info on this.) There’s also the fact that Russia hacked the RNC but didn’t release any of the data *yet* which means they could (probably) have blackmail

Great... Elon is another vertical video asshole.

I liked how the dealt with Nomoy. Something similar will work.

To me the most shocking part of this whole story is that Bob Dole is still alive.

I’m a wizard, Barry.

Now, wait just Ahmanet...

Everyone is trans unless proven otherwise.

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

This is a rookie mistake. The spine of the old god is meant to be installed as part of the building foundation, not a center piece in the bloody lobby. The dark one’s will can cause headaches and nausea when the dosage is this high!

Nope. Don’t need to/want to read this.