Man that is dedication to a cause right there. I don’t think I could handle dressing as the KKK for any reason, well except maybe to save a guitar playing friend:

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

Bakuna Fatata means no IKEA for the rest of your days.

I use the word bildungsroman, but I’m insufferable and generally disliked.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Great... Elon is another vertical video asshole.

To me the most shocking part of this whole story is that Bob Dole is still alive.

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Seven decades of data say that isn’t what happens.

“I chose not to put a wig on. The reason why I chose to come out with the cancer thing is because there’s somebody out there who can see that all sickness isn’t unto death. That it’s something you can’t change at that point in time, so you just got to go with it. Don’t be ashamed. Don’t be ashamed of looking at…

Here’s a wild idea: if you have to routinely scour a show you’re airing for hidden swastikas, maybe don’t air it at all.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

I was an enthusiastic supporter of BdB and it has been hard to keep loving him during his term, honestly, even though I think he has been unfairly criticized at least some of the time. But the lord bless him for working out the free museum and cultural institution membership program as part of IDNYC. That list is…

nobody buys a FF game if they’re not already a fan. it really doesn’t matter what Conan says.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.