Feeding the squirrels. He HAS to be feeding the squirrels.

They’re walking down the street and there’s Keanu on a bench eating a sandwich in the background

That’s why they lock it to something like your Steam Account... you could make more of those but it’d be too annoying to bother.

“Vote Hillary” is the only political position Weld holds that I agree with.

I love how this election became about white women getting ahead in the professional workplace instead of, you know, poverty/education/minimum wage/child care/health insurance — things that actually affect most American women.

Written in bold block letters across the page...

I just finished watching the first episode. I thought it had a lot of strong points; creepy monsters, interesting characters, a welcome lashing of gore and violence. But here’s the thing.

Stop putting the robber on top of the numbers!

Can we get Jim Rash as Lobot?

This, released by Marvel themselves, is far, far, better.

The Teens That Look Like Teens hashtag that arose out of this has been pretty great at least.

All this did was remind me what a missed opportunity this movie was. So many funny people, so little funny.

The thing is, you don’t really think about the fact that four thousand pieces of Lego-4,016, to be precise-is a humongous amount of Legos until you see them splayed out on your kitchen table in an endless sea of studded bricks,

All the HBO shows are actually robot theme parks, inside a snow-globe, as viewed by an autistic boy in 1988.

As a fan of all things Middle-Earth I just have to add this little detail, showing what the story meant to Tolkien and his wife.

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…

But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made....