Am I going to get kicked off this site for voting CP? I mean, I want to vote NP but $4500 for a car brown manual Volvo wagon with almost 300k miles, broken odometer, oil leak from weeping main seals, fading clearcoat, non-working cruise control, post-work starting issues, shot AC compressor, broken dash switch, broken…

Someone say SVX?

“We has addressed the matter.”

Lose his livelihood? Assuming he’s vaguely competent, those cars are insured.

plenty of open parking spaces like the beach.

Is there any situation that a car dealership can’t make worse with its avaricious greed and lack of regard for anything other than profitability?

The other day sitting near me at a restaurant a guy got up to use the bathroom or something. I saw his fries were getting cold and not worth saving, so I threw them on the floor. Outside on the patio the tables there were rusted, so I smashed them. Then walking home, this little kid had an ice cream but it was…

It wasn’t Douchebro’s property to do with as he did, and not yours to justify his behavior.

Counter-point: It’s not your property so don’t fucking touch it.

For some reason, this seems to be a normal thought process regardless of what car is being hit unless it has a premium badge. I had a fully loaded Nissan Frontier. Some awful woman opened her Camry door into the side and when I confronted her, she actually said “It’s just a truck.” Yeah...just a truck that cost nearly…

When I see people carving their names in things at national parks and I confront them they always have the same excuse “well other people did it!” to which I respond “Moron, there are 15 names carved there. 1.5 million people visit this park annually. That means 1.5 million people -minus 15- aren’t as selfish as you.”

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

“Finally, a watch for me!”

i’m glad you brought up the point about watch wearing submariners. i rarely feel represented in the comments section. TAKE NOTE, Mercedes! WE EXIST!

Honestly I’m mostly okay with this. Even though I generally hate the proliferation of the crossover segment, at it’s current price point a lot of the G-wagen’s lack of refinement is hard to forgive if you’re not using the capabilities said refinement was sacrificed to attain. I could see an off-road oriented variant…

“I’ve totaled 48 vehicles in the last 7 days”

“I’ve totaled 48 vehicles in the last 7 days”

Allow me to explain. The WP-3D Orion aircraft used by NOAA are large and robust planes with enough thrust from their 4 turbo-prop engines to carry the enormous balls possessed by the hurricane hunter crew.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them