*moves eyes back and forth rapidly, gets dizzy. Crashes.

That cop sure was nice for letting him slide.

Canadian #COTD!!!

Ego.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

Applaud people that beat cyclists? Jesus.

We’re just like gun-less Americans with good healthcare and awfully expensive data plans.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

please dreamers don’t waste my time add is self explanatory,

“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

Tell that to this guy!! (stay for the end)

Jesus fuck bud, take a pill or something.

“It is near a Starbucks....”

Our beloved doofus..................Jason.

All well and good until one flies off...

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

The weight is always placed on the axels, bruh.

These people have all been fired.

You either accept the front mid-engine layout or you go old school and deny the theory of the mid-engine layout all together and every car is either front-engined or rear-engined.