there are never any jokes on jalopnet don’t know what you’re talking about

Prepare yourself.

Um, seriously, you don’t know what Oh I Wish refers to? You must be jesting...

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love with me

I mean were you really expecting Buick to offer a manual in a lifted wagon that sells against other wagons that also don’t have manuals?

And the crowd goes mild.

Unpopular Opinion: fuck leather seats, honestly.

High-octane fuel does not magically have more energy in it, it can just be compressed more before self-igniting. If an engine is designed for regular, then it doesn’t have enough compression to take advantage of that.

No. Higher octane fuel will not give you more power on a stock car. The ECU can advance or delay timing to prevent knocking but it’s not like it magically reads the octane on the fuel and decide to give your engine more power

If you drive a car which requires premium, but you can’t afford premium, then you are driving a car you cannot afford to begin with.

Thanks Matt for letting Brandon and me crash at your extremely neat crib (seriously, how’s it possible that a bunch college dudes lived in such a tidy apartment?).

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

Being nice to another human being even if it costs you something is not synonymous with being taken advantage of.

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

Toyota would never let this happen. #groundedtotheground

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

Way back when, I worked at a grocery store. We had a greeter who was your typical 80-something year old retiree. He drove a Z06 convertible every day. Even the dead of winter. One day when we got over a foot of snow, I saw him drive that damn Z06 like it was the middle of summer. Still makes me smile to this day.

Pretty sure that’s Dwayne Johnson, dude.