/throws ball into elliptical machines

The one the only Bright Eyes.

Yes.

He basically wasted his weed.

More like a Taj Gibson low-light reel

Shit happens when you party in what looks like a mall food court, apparently.

Kind of ironic that this ad campaign will be shot down because the NFL isn't happy that somebody is using their images without permission.

The worst is people talking about how they miss when NBA teams played defense and then in the next sentence wax poetic about the 80s NBA.

You get right the fuck out of here.

From everything they did, the only change that didn't make sense to me was moving her a step to the right.

I can't wait until Russell Wilson gets caught with a prostitute.

Am I allowed to tell women what they can't/shouldn't wear now?

Airstream RVs have come a long way, baby.

Forget the injuries of Richard Sherman and Aaron Rodgera. Mason Crosby showed true grit making all those kicks with such a bad case of camel toe.

That take was muy caliente.

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

That sentence went The Distance.

Lol yes indeed, as I said, you can point an iPad camera at this beast and come away with a Oscar.

College would have helped Kobe learn about homophones and homosexuals.