I have no idea what the fuck you are even saying here but I'm pretty sure you're on pills.

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain

Please go ahead and define normal for me so I can laugh and show you why it's just as grotesque a lifestyle.

Sure but the asshat who I'm responding to isn't, and I care much more about the sentiment than the subject.

Homegirl at the 12 second mark. Such a natural.

Not everything is about you. Your value system is not the be all, end all. Welcome to America.

Amazing performance. Truly magical. Especially since none of those guitars are even pretending to be plugged into anything.

Why are you talking about this to me?

I didn't think I'd ever say this but Greg Howard is right, here.

Except that it doesn't. Guys who couldn't crack a practice squad today would've wrecked shit in Lombardi's day. There is far more talent in the NFL today than there was even 20 years ago.

Doing God's work, sir.

I got all the way to the end of your comment before realizing you weren't talking about Steve Grogan.

No way. People are so dumb about computers that we had to start calling them Apps, because software was too heady of a concept, and these 5 people are the living embodiment of that reality: if you are calling 911 over FB being down then you definitely don't have the wherewithal nor the requisite skill set to…

I think this blog is great but it'd be even better if you guys could find some way to just feature New York a little more often.

How appropriate is it that in this, the season the NFL publicly outed itself as an unapologetic, clown shoes operation full of tone deaf mouth-breathers, the league has their most compelling match up in years and yet, the only two angles getting play is this and the ball-deflating bullshit? It's like the NFL wants you…

I think replicating it makes a little more sense if you're also running forward, since that movement generates counter momentum that makes the english on the dump off pass both more natural and necessary. Still a sick look.

I mean, this isn't even that hard of a joke to get.

At Vanderbilt. Says it right there in the headline.

You realize this comment is next to a teaser for a 10,000 word entry of nothing but poop stories, right?