In local news reporting, this is considered "clever". Wish I was lying.

Wouldn't let me edit but I wanted to add two other points, one to your presumptuous, ironic and erroneous conclusions about me, language and "just shooting off talking points" and then one to your clear and fundamental illusion about religion's special authority in our society.

1) You called me intolerant twice,…

A few things:
First of all, ratchet the fuck down tough guy.
Secondly, Tony Dungy is a member of an evangelical baptist church. As in New Testament. As in 1st Century A.D. As in 2000 years old.
Third. I know exactly what allegorical means, as it is one of two accepted ways to read the Bible, so much so that I've linked…

"I would want to wish him the best and let him know I have no bitterness or animosity to him, even though I don't agree with his lifestyle."

Funny... this is exactly how I feel about anyone who uses a 2000 year old allegorical myth to dictate how they treat other actual human beings in the present day.

there it is.

you've solved the asshat matrix.

didn't think the point you're making was that hard to follow, but apparently it's going right over some people's heads here.

We can probably stop referring to her as his "fiancée". Pretty confident this marriage isn't gonna happen any time soon.

He signed with the Hornets, so it looks like Binky's nice, white, powdery beef is still safe.

Joke would have been so much better as an Eric Snow reference.

I just spit out my food laughing at this shit.

as a former citizen of Arlington, TX ca. 1982-1989, I applaud and approve of yr user name, sir.

A fighting style known as the Carmelo.

This is the saddest shit I've read all day.

You know, I'd thought he'd fallen off the radar but he still was #7 in jersey sales last year, which is why I made the clarification I did. So he definitely still has merch value to Miami. I wonder if he signed with a team like Utah whether or not that number would dip... I imagine it would dramatically. Which is all…

I don't understand why more people aren't suggesting this. Wade wants 4/$60M. Who in their right mind is paying him $15M 4 years from now? Was he worth $15M this season (on the court, I mean, not to the franchise)?I heard someone suggest that he'd get 12-15 from another team and I just think, "Their mistake" and use…

This is funny in so many ways.

Dallas has a center and someone else who can score.

Well I know lots of things that you don't know, Danimal. Kind of been the running theme of this whole convo, dipshit.

Oh good. We've come to the part where you take my own insults and throw them back at me like a beaten up little bitch. Are you a parrot, Danimal, or are you just such a fuckin' unoriginal, biting ass little nobody that you go around parroting and pretending you just said something? Tell me, did you at least look up…