counter-point: Riley Cooper has a job.

This, the ref, the lebron and the 9/11.

Whoa! Just got into office this morning and this little gift from black Jesus was waiting for me first thing... apologies for delayed response and thank you for the morning pick-me-up.

First reaction: Did you really write this like, three hours later, presumably in your real free time- like from your house or…

I know you meant that last question rhetorically, but Andy Reid does not think that shit is very funny. Also Haslett's defenses suck pretty much everywhere he goes so....

Or I have a career which allows me to self-manage my own day as I see fit. Same diff though, right mum?

"This ended a long time ago," she replied less than 5 minutes ago. Please. I'm at work getting paid to fuck with you. You are the one who could be doing something more constructive with your quasi-free time.

Wait, don't go yet... you are one bugs bunny gif and a second amendment reference away from hitting every single mark of the typical lame ass Gawker regular. I really think if you put your head down and focus you can finish what you've started. C'mon dipshit, play to the whistle or don't play at all.

uh-huh. sure. you care so little you've racked up a thousand words in this thread. high school seniors are graduating having written less. tell me all about the fucks you don't give in another extended journal entry please.

Well speak for yourself. For me, reading your impassioned responses, both attacking and defending something so mundane, has been quite amusing from the start. I am sorry if you are not enjoying our exchange as much as I am, but as I have been accusing you throughout of failing to have a sense of humor, I cannot say…

That's rich. You misuse the language then accuse others of being dim. Now that is ironic, so at least we've finally come full circle. Besides, we both know you are lying. You clearly have nothing better to do than engage with anyone who will converse with you. It's obvious.

Are you really writing bullet point lists now? Jesus.
Counterpoint: go fuck yourself already you humorless fuckwad.

Well, in all fairness, I only answered your question. But since you bothered to be a stiff and humorless piece of shit about it, let me illuminate you: grammar is the misuse of rules of punctuation and sentence syntax. You didn't make a grammatical error; you made a language usage error. And now you've done it twice.…

Plunging towards illiteracy, I imagine.

I meant given the recent run of illogical arrests and/or suspensions for merely uttering phrases, not to mention the discovery of rampant spying by our own govt, it is sarcasm that you are chastising another country's free speech record, right? Or, if we are so good at free speech why does their's bother you?
Actually…

This is sarcasm, right?

This reminds me of that time I saw a "God $ave America" sticker on the back of a Toyota.