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Don’t say you’re a fan if you don’t know how many seasons the Doctor you’re talking with has been in and remember it’s Ca-PAL-di.

Isn’t there supposed to be a second part of that sentence? Or is this a “If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college” kind of statement?

Why did they get rid of Ramin Djawadi again? His Iron Man score was amazing. Cap’s theme is great and shows up pretty often and I immediately bought the score to Ant-Man. It’s maddening when you get to one score, they switch composers and they produce a recognizable main theme and the rest is just noise. Elfman, as

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Neil Degrasse Tyson keeps changing his story so it’s hard to tell what’s accurate:

Next week: Germain will discuss the amazing voice acting in Tobey Maguire’s 2001 movie, Cats & Dogs.

See, I replaced my table saw with a sheet of computer paper. Can it hurt me? Oh no! See, watch? OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, OHMYGOD, my arm.....OH GOD! THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP FILMING AND CALL 911! OH GOD OH....OH.....HEY IT CUT THE POPSICLE STICK.

When Ghostbusters used a cartoon No-Ghosts logo that converted to CGI only minutes later to be defeated with the closet technology of the 1980s Poltergeist and then have everything revert to the no-consequences desktop theme, I was decidedly out.

*sigh* Maybe Flash will be the good one.

On the NBC commentator side, after hearing Michael Phelps’ full name for the millionth consecutive time and using tired cliches like Katie Ledecky is “going to work”, Simone Manuel really “made a splash” when she was learning to swim, is it wrong I admired someone making an effort to turn a phrase before I was

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Re-watch the Wonder Woman trailer and please, tell me what the plot of the film is. Or, what about the trailer makes Wonder Woman a compelling main character. Compare that with other trailers that tease a single main character with a compelling plot (and do it better). All we have is context of what we know about her

Suicide Squad might not appear in China. I’m sure somehow it’s the critic’s fault.

I wish CBS supported Stephen more. Every time I turn around they are praising the ground James Corden walks and rehashing Carpool Karaoke on any platform that will have it. I’ve even heard they want to pull a Conan/Leno switcheroo to the two programs.

It’s not just the directors and showrunners who say that. I’ve been told by many a DC fan that BvS was brilliant and it’s not their fault moviegoers were too stupid to understand the references.

Masaka is waking.

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Everybody! Party’s over. Max fucked it up for everybody, so let’s just go home.

Does the book explain why they’re screwing around in Harry Potter’s past?

I just hope Thrawn makes an appearance.

Captain Tuttle?