Did you do a google search for “Krassenstein brothers”?

I’ve never smudged with my Pilot G-2. I bear down pretty hard when I write though, that may have something to do with it.

Betsy DeVos and the Department of Education Get Sued for Abandoning Discrimination Complaints

Maybe I write more than you guys but the Zebras and Uniballs run out of ink for me CONSTANTLY. Love the pens, I just can’t rely on them.

O’Reilly doesn’t give AF about racism; he’s trying to sound neutral and measured because he wants to be back in the spotlight with a new show earning him millions of dollars again. Stop giving this asshole a platform.

I think NBC is being given waaaay too much credit. NBC has been shifting conservative for quite some time. Their greed for some of that Fox News / Sinclair money led them to thinking they could put enough hair and makeup on a vile, hate-filled, racist while having her conduct harmless softball interviews and read some…

I came here for one gif. I know the one. You know the one. And you guys failed. That’s it. Shut it down.

And just like Tom Hanks who pees in every movie, or Tom Cruise who is contractually obligated to run, Liam cries in most of his 90s films.

You are GOING TO HAVE THIS BABY.

Somebody save me....

So we’re going to let the entire news story go without explaining what *actually* happened. Pudding brains.

Three seconds into the video I saw Snooty looking up at me and I just couldn’t go on.

This headline photo looks like an audition shot for Sheldon Cooper.

He got better.

While reading your comment, I was thinking we’ll all see Trump in a different light when we see his tax returns.

Pat, I’d like to buy a comma.

You are the sorest winners God ever created, and last night will make you even worse. It’s a lock. This will only make you louder and dumber.

So I doubt Trump will be reading ‘My Pet Goat’ to any school children but what happens on the other side of a potential 9/11? Is anyone going to sit for the argument that Trump didn’t read his intelligent briefings. W’s administration had enough finger-pointing to make the case they didn’t know 9/11 was coming but…

Great point, it’s what killed the X-Files, in part.