abstractjames

5/11/16

You should have hung around Promontory Point after the Hyperloop launch. There was an unexpected surprise.

5/9/16

Considering CA:CW is probably purposefully setting itself apart from BvS, I appreciate why no one died in Civil War. At the time, I thought the stakes needed to be higher and felt maybe someone should have died as well. There were times I was studying Winter Soldier and Falcon, thinking how they were going to pass the…

4/27/16

I’m currently in the process of moving out of the house I’ve rented for the past 8 years. My furnace went out last month; they fixed it but then it went out again. I was sent a rather sinister email saying “we need to talk” from the landlady. At first she tried to say I needed to pay for 1/2 the furnace, then she said…

3/25/16

Somewhere there is a bar full of oysters reminiscing about how their kids were in what they think is the best Batman movie.

3/23/16

“Turn off your brain” is less of a defense of a movie than admission of incredibly low standards for entertainment. Why ask so little from something you paid to watch? It’s odd that in an age where people complain so ferociously that movies are so much worse now than they used to be, that some of those same people…

2/27/16

Can someone provide a transcript because the audio was horrible.

12/25/15

“I like to think that Family Guy would be the Joker’s favorite show. It’s so random but also, twisted as hell — much like the Joker, who I view as almost a primordial being.”

12/11/15

I live in STL and I have to say one of the huge minuses of the city, are the St Louis Cardinals fans. It wasn’t but a few months ago I asked the question: who would you root for, the kid who says, “I win every game I’ve ever played” or the kid who says, “I’ve only won one game and that was a really long time ago”.…

12/11/15