Somewhere there is a bar full of oysters reminiscing about how their kids were in what they think is the best Batman movie.

“Turn off your brain” is less of a defense of a movie than admission of incredibly low standards for entertainment. Why ask so little from something you paid to watch? It’s odd that in an age where people complain so ferociously that movies are so much worse now than they used to be, that some of those same people…

Can someone provide a transcript because the audio was horrible.

“I like to think that Family Guy would be the Joker’s favorite show. It’s so random but also, twisted as hell — much like the Joker, who I view as almost a primordial being.”

I live in STL and I have to say one of the huge minuses of the city, are the St Louis Cardinals fans. It wasn’t but a few months ago I asked the question: who would you root for, the kid who says, “I win every game I’ve ever played” or the kid who says, “I’ve only won one game and that was a really long time ago”.…

Looks like those goggles are holding her face on.

ike dudes holding the tip of a sword with their gauntlet so they can just ram it into a guy’s neck.

Someone ask Don Cheadle if he’d like to play Falcon too.

I kissed a...whoa, what are you doin’ there?

I can’t read Bruce’s lines without hearing Archer.

Why does a sword need a trigger?

He should have kept looking up. (Cue the Star Hustler theme).

This is the one I want to see....

“what year did you graduate”? That’s why I leave all the dates off of my resume.

That’s right: if you want to see an authentic superhero movie, go see Man of Steel.

Like Bill Cosby.