He should have kept looking up. (Cue the Star Hustler theme).

This is the one I want to see....

“what year did you graduate”? That’s why I leave all the dates off of my resume.

That’s right: if you want to see an authentic superhero movie, go see Man of Steel.

Like Bill Cosby.

I love the B-52. Except when the whole shack shimmies, but that's ok, it seats about 20.

Personally I'm looking forward to Metroplex.

Does it fall off when you look at it?

I told you I was the chosen one.

A news segment that shows the End of the World that isn't Fox News —- that is news.

Meanwhile, now that the Doctor has faked his own death, does he keep a low profile? Does he, perhaps, glue on a big false mustache?

It's not just that social media is plagued with spambots. SEO companies sometimes purposefully buy followers, sometimes from overseas vendors, to plump their numbers and accelerate their message. If Instagram is culling these accounts, bravo to them. I only hope other social media outlets follow suit.

Associate their name with something wildly inappropriate. Say it back to them, use it in context, remember, repetition reinforces memory.

That seems way too hard. I just leave my name and password on Twitter and ask someone to please do it for me.

Hi! In real life, I won't give you the time of day.