Okay. This made me laugh quite loud.

I laughed way harder at this than I had any right to.

Deadspin, The Root, Vox and most of the media at large, are missing the point. The women’s category is the protected class. Not the athlete.

The ones with Vin Diesel?

I’ll check. I’m pretty sure Chewbacca isn’t a Dane, though.

Is it?  Are you sure?

I know I am in the greys but I have experience to share that might be beneficial. I trained and rode horses for many years in a jurisdiction that allowed horse slaughter and had a thriving racing industry. I rode and trained A LOT of off track horses. I trained them to be pleasure riding horses, ‘bomb proof’ so a kid…

It’s not a “temple.” It’s a synagogue or possibly a Chabad house. Chabadniks would never refer to any of their establishments as a “temple”- that’s reserved for the literal, historical Temple in Jerusalem.

HOW TO LOOK LIKE A BIG DICKHEAD WITH THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

More like Retch-Up amirite?

This is why I say that it didn’t matter that Harry Reid changed the rules in 2013. The Republicans don’t give two shits about the rules if the rules are in the way of getting what they want. The only things that hold them back are what they think they can get away with and the value of whatever they’re grabbing, and…

DAMMIT.


Guys, Tom Happ is a super nice guy. I’ve met him a couple times at conventions, I’ve seen the documentary (very good btw) about Axiom Verge, and I’ve purchased the game six times now for various systems and as gifts because I love everything about it.

This dude has been fucked over, and fucked over, and fucked…

Nah, fuck that noise.

I feel sorry for my wife if Sean Hannity is sent to prison somehow for his role in all of this. She will never be able to make me cum as hard as I will the day he’s sentenced.

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl. Rich people are so fucking bizarre.

Lords of Shadow is also bad. Also it’s a rip of Ikaruga’s weapon system. 

For a reboot intended to push the franchise in a new direction, selling significantly less than the previous title in the series, both the original and the remastered version (the original sold less than 4 and when Definitive Edition and 4:SE came out, 4:SE outsold Definitive again), is pretty much the textbook…

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Did you just... tell the guy that actually did the thing that the thing doesn’t take the time to plan they said it took them? Then proceed to rearrange words to repeat what they said back to them?