Your kid is 15 and not allowed to use social media? No wonder he’s rebelling.

Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

Lucky for me, my job at the Apple factory in San Jose that makes the iPhones just renegotiated our union contract, and got a raise to $25 per hour as well as all new hires getting full medical and dental. I also get stock options after 2 years and profit-sharing after 4!

And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

It’s quite simple once you wake up, sheeple! 1649 was the year of the Rump Parliament in England. What do English people like? Tea. Put a T in front of Rump, and you get Trump. What party has always supported Trump? The Tea Party. What sound does Sean’s last name end with? Tea. Also, the law can deal with shipping…

I really loved this movie and it’s a massive bummer that it did so poorly. That is all.

These are the 33 Democrats who probably think Lucy will let Charlie Brown finally kick that football too.

It’s because none of the scenes were able to forn a consistent pace or clean plotting, but those are such difficult parts of a film to describe that a lot of people point to random scenes that were fine on their own as a rationalization.

I don’t know, just seems to me a movie about space wizards shouldn’t need this much effort put into defending it if it actually is a good movie.

HHokay so here’s ze Earth. Schillin, daim! that is a sweet Earth you might say. Round!

Too bad there’s so much resistance.

I actually liked this movie for what it was. Especially how the ice chased Jake Gyllenhall down the hallway.

Is Zach Efron driving an Alero in that picture?

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

IF I wanted to sit around while some Jewish guy bores me on Christas eve, I’d go to church!

People keep bringing up this is a movie about failure to somehow shield it from criticism because it somehow is breaking new ground... but Empire was about failure. In fact I’d say Empire is even more about failure because they actually failed. Han captured, Luke defeated.. you know failure. People died in Last Jedi…

“Oh my! Zelda, with bosses?! The thought of it gives me the vapors! I best get to my fainting couch lest this shock threaten to undo me.”

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

I...you’ve never met an alcoholic or looked into the doctorate of AA and it’s ilk, have you?