Found the dickhead with his head up his ass.

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

Hell, that’s nothing. I can do that from across the court. And these people call themselves pros.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

Do not give TMarTn the attention please.

“In my mind, Tesla’s core competency is their technology. And that 17-inch touchscreen is the embodiment of Tesla’s technological prowess.“

I don’t have even the foggiest clue what conditions are best for planting a gummi bear tree.

Still waiting for Nintendo to issue free repairs for all those red rings of death.

At the hearing, the Sun reports, Hamilton was asked by the judge: “Why do you insist on playing your stereo so loud?”

Though, they did also build this:

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

“Study shows we’ve run out of studies that prove anything but common-sense.”

I’ve provided you with contextualized examples that explain in full what you’re asking for. The show wouldn’t bother naming a character (who was the only black character apart from Chef on the show for a significant length of time) Token if it weren’t directly referencing tokenism in media, which used to be a standard…

Lol, sure they are.

Every time I hear someone bitch about millenials the only thing I can think is that the previous generation raised them so maybe you should blame them for being shitty parents.

At this point in our Global history, I find this to be a very bad omen.

This is exactly why my brother is moving to NYC this month. His permit is up next summer and he wants to live his dream of living in the city for as long as he can while he can. I know, I’ve talked about my brother with you and others here a lot. I’m sorry for continuing to bring it up but this is all just so fucked…

That headline reads like something out of a movie trailer.

In a world...where moviegoers pay too much for tickets to see their favorite films, one man dreams of a better world. And theaters may not be able to stop him.

Quality went down hill since Chryslus merged with Fyat.