*pushes up nerd glasses*

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Booker is pushing this because Big Pharma wants to be in the marijuana business. This is the same man who voted against cheaper drug prices just a few months ago; they own him. Booker wakes up every morning wondering how he can be the next corporate Democrat to thoroughly alienate his base and lose to Trump in a…

Clearly you know nothing, because not only is requisitioning self-sealing stem bolts fun, its not just one form, its three! And they have to be done in triplicate! So its 9x as much joy as you are making it out to be.

Before I even read any of the comments.

Just like Bob Ross taught us

I’m required to call my employer to remind them to send me my paycheck every two weeks, too.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

“I’m telling you. I can make him do a cartwheel. Right here, right now.”

Hey man! All ‘meth’ is tool assisted. And it is all questionable.

It’s disappointing that one of the greatest games ever made has no real DLC because morons keep shelling out money for imaginary status on a buggy, unnecessary online mode.

I ger the lighthearted headline, but if I might be That Guy for a moment, this topic is really serious for me. Medical marijuana has been a godsend for my PTSD. Even though I live in california where it has been legal for 20 years, I couldn’t try it because i was in the military. So I suffered needlessly for about two…

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

If I die like this do me two favors.
1. Delete my internet browsing history
2. Lie about how I died

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

The joke is funny, but I can no longer support the artist or his art. It’s pretty simple.

Peter Thiel, what are you doing here? I thought you hated Gawker and related blogs.

Watching all your friends die as you suffer the twilight of unending youth.