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A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Do you really think that anyone is not in favor of addressing suicide, improving education, and services for rape survivors?

His mistake was commenting under a too-simple username. For instance, I cleverly changed only a single letter of my real name to create an impenetrable net identity. No one will ever match the “justice” I mete out online to my real-life...

This just proves what I’ve always believed: bicyclists are history’s greatest monsters.

What a sad, sobering read... for this man it was BMWs, but I can’t help but look around my Metro train and wonder how many people staring out windows or at their phones right now deal with the same demon as this poor man did, with the only difference being the object of the obsession rather than the method.

My mother is from Arkansas, she moved to CT. and married a Yankee.

My parents treated the flag as a joke. We had one around the house(in the basement, it was never flown). It was the loser pride flag to me. The people who clung to it were losers to be mocked.

So at first, I really didn’t see why people were that upset

The shine on those cheese slices indicates they are warm and oily.

I’ve been in Orange County for the last 8 months. I have learned not to say anything vaguely political at the dog park. And I would bet you a year’s salary that the unbelievable fucking bitch whose dog ripped a hole in my dog’s throat and who ran away as soon as she saw my dog was seriously injured is a HUGE Trump

ALL of our racists are fucking stupid, thank you very much.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article

Bernie supporters turned out for Hillary at a higher rate than Hillary supporters turned out for Obama in ‘08. Maybe you should’ve listened to people telling you that HRC was an awful, unelectable candidate instead of being offended that someone would dare challenge her rightful ascension to the throne.

bernie sanders inscribed ancient sigils on the wisconsin border to keep clinton from campaigning there.

look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

never forget

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

Look. Gamers don’t need reviewers! If a gamer wants to know if a game is worth buying, they can just buy it, play it all the way through to the end, and then know if the game is worth buying!

There were plenty of African Americans in the West, and “forced diversity” is how they got here in the first place.

I mean, maybe this is the wrong way to look way to look at it, but I’m kind of happy that he didn’t actually quit the show in a blaze of hatred, and that at the very least he wasn’t a hypocritical asshole.