If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Excuse me, is this elevator going to the right?

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

is it x

Do people find the manchild-husband/ballbreaking-wife dynamic funny? It always seems lame, as a comedy bit. As a personal arrangement it just seems...sad.

It’s certainly operating in the red.

so you’re saying that Holmes’s blood business isn’t liquid?

On the one hand, I’m SOOOOOO excited about this. On the other hand, I have over 1000 hours logged in Civ 5, so this game will probably wreck my social life, lead to sleep deprivation, and cause all my household duties to go neglected.

Because everyone who has ever been punished has been so justly, right? Nobody has ever been in the wrong place at the wrong time or defending themself or had to do what was necessary to survive. Normally I wouldn’t tell people to expand their views, but considering small children understand the concepts of “sometimes…

lol.

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

False. 24 hour time travel to the past is the best.

“...descend into autism...”

I found a higher res version

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

They’d have to get their hands dirty and show abilities we don’t know if they have are not. They ain’t gonna do it for NK.

Newell is not a rookie at this nor unprofessional, and tuned into what makes good business.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.