Explain, very specifically, how it is not a photograph

Do you believe in resurrection?

Art is exclusive. Get the fuck over it.

Have you never played smash? Items are balance breakers by design. 

Is “unprecedented humanitarian crisis” the Big Lie of 2019?

Given that there’s 40 games -and- they’re including regional variations, I’d actually lean more towards this having really good emulation and generally being an NES classic tier product. This genuinely seems like it’s gunning to be best on the market. 

Fetch me my largest scales!

-Sekiro is apparently much easier

Dracula X chronicles, which will include rondo and Sotn OR just one of the two

Pokemon has so much horror potential.

Wow a negative stereotype in a show where literally every character

Car Parking Challenge seems like a sign of the apocalypse

I’d put up with it for a month or two for 500k

The game seems almost kinda mad that you beat it that way.

Those names, and meat-and-tradition based activities, are suspiciously close to that of Ron and Diane Swanson.

Buddy, the developers literally pitched the game by saying old Dante belonged in brokeback mountain. It was a toxic game that people fell for because ooo the colors and easy SSS’s

The hair issue was just a go to “you’re just complaining” line people turned to. There’s a lot wrong with the game as a DMC; the characters are wrong both in how they’re depicted and how they play (Dante is much closer to Nero than he is to Dante), the writing is embarrassing, the combat is simplified and utilizes a bl…

Nero is Spardas Grandson. He was heavily implied in 4 to be Vergils son and confirmed in the run-up to V

I’m so happy reviewers are loving DMCV. I’m beyond excited. 

Wait hold on, Mueller is on Trump’s side and the investigation is secretly about rounding up the Satanopedos? That’s a plot twist I didn’t see coming.