First gym often is designed to slap down fires. 4/7 regions start with a rock gym and Unova will put you up against whichever elemental monkey your starter is weak to. 

I just want to know who’s responsible for those nipples

Too bad Ubisoft isn’t on the same Redemption Arc that Capcom is on. If DMC delivers then as far as I’m concerned they’re as good now as they’ve ever been, and I wish other studios would make similar return to form movements. 

You’re right. There’s an equal likelyhood that he believed that the beautiful dead eyed young woman who spoke broken English really enjoyed giving discount handjobs to strange old penises for 12 hours a day and were there by their own choice.

Why’d they call them disks, anyways? Is it because of that one stupid frisbee version Kaiba had in S1?

Lord’s of Shadow was DmC but for Castlevania, in almost every way. David Cox actually lied directly to me on a Castlevania fan forum back when it was first announced. 

Hahahaha no. The game might be pretty and mechanically solid (mostly—but why is Dante based on Nero and why does it include a really bad blue/red magic system ripped straight from Lord’s of Shadow? Where is lock on? WHY IS IT SO SLOW?) but the dialogue is so atrocious that it is it’s own metaphor, and the narrative…

I like the overall aim but there’s something just...off about the Pokemon. Maybe it’s the animations? I’m not really sure.

Protip, ya dingus: the act of changing the appearance of your face is not inherently racist. It’s the long, extremely well documented use of black face as a tool to degrade an entire race and perpetuate racist myths about black people that makes blackface racist. 

Every normal pizza in the world is NY style. Most places make NY style and just call it pizza.

Colbert also doesn’t believe in a personified God. He’s on record describing it as energy.

Objectively: Theyremoved any semblance of challenge, the routes in gen 7 are on average the shortest in the series, almost every dungeon in the game was cut without any adjustments (the fire trial literally has you teleporting to the top of the volcano as soon as you enter the cave and there are healers on both sides o…

I’ll wait. A bad game is bad forever.

Get the fuck out of the left lane

Go is explicitly aimed away from the Core, so it’s actually not that surprising

Water isn’t wet, but merely eliminates dryness upon contact

I mean, we are talking about Sakurai here. My immediate thought is: Travis breaks the 4th way all the time by talking about how he has to tone it down. A victory animation where he starts to do a rude gesture and then stops himself, taunts where he complains about not being allowed to swear..its not -impossible-

Mirrors Edge changed my life, man. My friends and I took up Parkour for years because of the game—I have pictures and videos of us scaling our high school during the summer. I don’t do it anymore after a bad fall, these days I stick to rocks and trees when I go hiking, but it absolutely lead me to a passion that I didn…

A sexually suggestive character who briefly flashes skinwhile the main focus is on the giant hair monster =/= a character designed to be as much of an unlikable dickweed who is as obscene as possible at almost all times. They just needed to keep Bayo from dialing it up to 11, whereas Travis’s entire reason for…

I honestly wouldn’t want to see Travis in Smash. They censored Richter’s “Die Monster” to “Be gone!” and took snakes guns away—Travis swears, saves by going poop, recharges by jerking off his not-lightsaber and is generally a massive dick. He would have to be so wildly toned down for Smash that it might be bad for the …