Jezebel is the absolute best. Woman admits to violence against a man and everyone understands and atta girl. Man does it and the world ends. Shoutout to all my hypocrites out there. Also love that even though the flight had to be diverted, no charges cuz like awwww poor woman. Gimme a break.

That sucks. I just don’t like it when anyone in the relationship resorts to violence when stuff like this occurs. Better to walk away without striking one another. No violence. Take that rage out on a punching bag or something, not a person.

So the only thing left to charge with a crime is the van itself?

No I’m not! Fuck you!

I’d prefer to be shot in a hospital...but that’s just me. As to the church thing:

I read somewhere those little mistakes are sometimes intentional to self-select an audience that won’t pick up small inconsistencies.

Yeah, I have to say, that monologue was terrible. Not a single joke, hell not even a moving picture, just the text “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” I mean, can we even call that a monologue, then? Larry David definitely dropped the ball here.

Sorry but no.

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Read your own citation.

Does he eat them when he finds them?

I think part of the problem is that people constantly misuse the more well-known term PTSD when what they really mean is PTS - Post Traumatic Stress - or more accurately classified: Acute Stress Reaction (ASR, which can develop into PTSD if left untreated).

I have questions...and issues.

I guess that’s one advantage to being a big fat guy.

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

I hate the fighting rhetoric around cancer. I have cancer and I’ve been told I have a year or two, given its aggression and spread and my family wants me to try everything under the sun; however, I am tired. Tired of being in pain, tired of living without the leg they amputated when the first tumor ate through it.…

Young church lady tale (TL/DR warning) - Ok so this sexy ass girl where I used to work, her name was India (bitches named India are almost always fine) anyway she started randomly saying hi to me and I just started greeting her back because, sexy. Well then one day she’s all “Hey where do you go to church?”

I loved the gold wheels on those. In 1989 I was in high school, daily rode my 650 special in all kinds of weather (I didn’t have a car) and ice raced my yz125 in the winter. I was looking to get into road racing and then some privateer (John Ashmead-i looked it up) won the Daytona 200 on a VFR750 and that was the bike…

HAHAHA woops.

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