Track: Californication | Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers | Album: Californication

Being forced to play soccer and baseball didn’t do shit for me. I learned and gained more useful skills like quick reflexes, puzzle solving, improved cognition and even helped me learn to be a better driver, all by playing video games.

Off topic: I loved Battlestar Galactica’s ending.

Look, I’m the least racist person there is, but would you want your daughter marrying one of these bus seats? Some sort of lesbian polyester bus-human sin fest? Think of the bus-human mixed-race surrogate hijab terror children.

How can you be excited about this when it hasn’t aired yet? You don’t know what it’s even about!

They should’ve known Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 wasn’t ready for release just based on the title.

Giant. Pink. Fish.

Pretty sure that last one isn’t Rocksteady but a character from Usagi Yojimbo.

“it’s designed to work a lot like Tinder, except everyone you meet is in the market exclusively for platonic friends “

You can see the carpets farther back slightly clearer because previously the game’s soul was hanging in front of them. Or something.

People who prefer the PS2's “quality” visuals are the same people who think VHS offers an experience you can’t get with Blu-ray and that the distortion and low fidelity fuzzing sounds on ancient LP’s are better than than crystal clear audio where you can hear all the instruments.

I didn’t like it until Episode three, or so. I started the first episode four different times, and didn’t finish it, until I was stuck on my couch with a pulled muscle last summer.

We’ll give this a shot! Thanks :D

You’re missing the obvious Kinja Turtles joke…

Being 5 foot 1 (one), I have long ceased to give a sh t.

It’s true! Before the surgery his Kinja name was just “Seth”!

Mate it’s the UK. If you can’t handle the 51 weeks of pissing rainstorms unaided then you’re in the wrong fucking country. 

There will be a plug in Switch version 2 and it will touted as an upgrade.