Funny, the last thing my dentist talks about is teeth. I just wish they would stop asking me things that require a response.

“but then I slam the tip of my penis in a car door to remind myself of the misery”

I’m looking forward to the Ehang automated electric passenger drones becoming mainstream.

OK, if you are going to say you ranked something, then it has to be in descending or ascending order. 

Why? Does he not like “the vape” ?

Pathological self-centeredness is not limited to hetero men. Anecdotally I’d say its worse in the gay community based on what I’ve seen and heard. It might be a male thing more than a sexual orientation thing.

With that title, if I were your editor I’d start worrying about getting a legal letter in the mail.

For the love of..

“Neanderthals are iffy”

Depends on the criminal tbh

One of the things that piss me off about certain people who speed is how irrational it is. I see people racing and weaving on my commute, only for me to roll up behind them a minute later at the next light. Seriously, you drove dangerously in order to get to the light a minute before me. Take that shit to the track…

Time is money.

The most amazing thing here is actually how this car can switch between metric and imperial between runs. Damn that’s a quick retrofit. jfc.

“They’ve been indulged for far too long.”

I don’t care much for the auto-summon as used here, it’s basically a tech demo. However, if I could get out and have the car park in a tight space where the doors can’t open all the way and then get it out the same way, that’s actually pretty damn useful.

I’ve used the Google Maps “remember where you parked” feature quite often. Especially in huge open parking lots. Especially since there will be a million other shitbox Toyotas in the same colour as mine parked all around it. I doubt Tesla owners often have that problem.

Ergo, the gaming PC I built is now also a console.

Ergo, the gaming PC I built is now also a console.

“Yoel Alonso Leal, a severely ill man from New Orleans, has been deported to Cuba, despite doctors warning that a flight could kill him.”

The model is definitely changing, but I have tons of premium games on iOS as well as content creation apps like FL Studio and guitar tab software that had a once off price. Like I said though, My iPad and phone are used for very different purposes, but obviously subscription apps like Netflix live on both.

I’m always into both, having an iPad Pro and a Note. When it comes to paid apps I have little of any duplication between the two. I would not however jump between Apple and Android phones, because I’d have to rebuy apps!