Just watch out for STDs - Spookily Transmitted Diseases

Honestly, the sooner proper exowombs are perfected, the sooner women will have true equality.

I literally ordered a Switch half an hour ago, so +1 

The la-li-lu-le-lo?

Most of the places I go for business has tapwater that will put you in hospital.

Odds are your cats get a regular meal at another person’s house. Many cats have more than one household.

I met Stoya once briefly at an expo I was covering for a publication. She was super sweet and very professional.

That sounds about right.

It would be sexist to describe you as a girl.

Actually

I’d pay to see a video of you trying to enforce that.

Congrats on re-discovering Sturgeon’s Law. Well, you added 9.9.9999999% percent to it, so I guess it’s a more snobby version.

Higher achiever = more income right? So nannies are no issue.

Why the fuck do Americans care about the relative heights of romantic partners? I honestly don’t get it.

Deadpool is the exception though, since meta humour is ingrained in the source material and character.

Dictionaries record how people use words. Not how they should use them.

We had Animax in South Africa as a satellite channel for a while. It was awful.

I don’t know about the US, but in South Africa my bank works with the national lottery. Which means we can buy Powerball tickets from our online banking interface and the winnings are deposited directly into your account.

“my wife being the most beautiful woman in the world, in my eyes”