What else are lawyers for?

“fake polygraph test”

Well, a significant number of women have breast half-filled with saline.

I too only leave home once a day on average. Except weekends, when I don’t leave at all.

An Alfa-badged vehicle that has constant maintenance issues? Stop the fucking presses.

And don’t forget, the regular folk on the other side are doing the same thing. 

This is such a common criticism when it comes to voice actors, which is surprising given how misguided it is. Being a voice actor is about acting. Voice acting is not about making lots of different voices, at least not overall. Some voice actors don’t change their normal voice much, but they act brilliantly. Other…

I can’t stand Tom Cruise as a person, but for some reason I almost always love his movies. From Taps all the way through to the new Mission Impossible. Fuck I even liked the new Mummy. 

Scarlett Johansson.

“50#”

That this has to be explained is shocking.

“ Tomato juice with a wedge of lemon in it”

What sort of monster does not put milk in their cereal?

Now it is the man’s turn to give head.

I’d say being deaf and dumb puts you in a very small minority indeed.

In my country, I am in the 1%. However we are all very poor.

“Equivalent charity donation by an average household: $1,168"

Yup, there’s nothing on the Vita or 3DS that comes close to something like Grid Autosport on iOS. Lots of the apps that use metal look fantastic. That’s before we even get to the issue of resolution. Of course, few people are porting games like Skyrim or Doom to iOS.

“but even an iPhone at its best isn’t going to look as good as one of the many (cheaper) gaming devices out there, like a Nintendo Switch, a PlayStation Vita, a Nintendo 2DS or 3DS, et cetera.”