No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

This might be the dumbest video anyone has ever made.

Oh Yeah! We’re starting the week off right.

and re-invents the dry sump.

Plus I only paid $80 for the Tercel :)

You don’t like loud pipes? Because you’re not a biker.

Why would Jalopnik commit to more and better motorcycle coverage with Lanesplitter and then proceed to write a post on Jalopnik inviting a bunch of car drivers to vote on what they hate most about motorcyclists? Are the same people writing for both blogs? I hope…

It’s never not the Eagles

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

Put that in your article where it belongs Raphael in all caps so we don’t miss it

True. I don't like the $5 just for the button. But for me at least, Prime has always been a good deal. We'd pay more in shipping costs in a year than the membership fee and you get lots of extra goodies.

This is the Torchiest article ever. I fucking love it.

Fascinating.

No one watched it because the first season flopped. Which is shame, because subsequent seasons were fairly good.

They tried it. They called it “Top Gear USA”. No one watched it because people are terrible beings.

Star in a reasonably priced car, but instead call it Celebrity in a Celebrity. Make them take laps in a clapped out Chevy Celebrity.

The fact that Group B Lancias ever existed helps me get out of bed in the morning

This is all a misunderstanding. The biker didn’t break the glass because he was filming the Hell’s Angels. The biker broke it for filming in portrait mode.

Dang, that’s a pretty great streak! I have to constantly remind myself of things like this, but when I do, it helps a lot.

We need the Concorde back.