No. Jar-jar is beyond the rings of hell. Nothing could ever be as bad as Jar-jar. Nothing.

I feel like Apple has not yet jumped the shark but is very near to it. I was a die-hard iPhone/iPad fanboy from 2007 (waited on line for every version until 2013). Still, at some point I had to realize that not much is really changing anymore. The thrill is gone.

Adele will not be singing the next Bond theme.

Boy this looks an awful lot like an iMac...

First of all, Android devices will ultimately be far more diverse than desktop PCs. They might one day be part of urban infrastructure, as well as your car and your smartphone.

ALL our satellites?

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

... Aaaaaaand then Intel releases something similar. Like they’ve been sitting on it for 12 months. /sarcasm (followed by Intel anti-trust team hi-five)

yeah... speed up their deaths!

I’ve been wanting to see better Mail app rules, filters, and flagging with desktop synching since iOS 1.0.

I cry at my desk... like a man does.

The Federation regularly makes use of time travel in the movies and the shows. Shouldn’t that give the Federation an edge?

Calling it a tie is a cop out, I wanted to see some fanboy wars in the comments!

Clarkson 5,000; everyone else 0.

I’m still not quite sure how the adviser kept a straight face as he handed the ziploc bag with the dildo in it back to the customer.

Facebook is still a thing?

Excuse me while I go commit ritual suicide over the realization that I not only agree with Coulter on something but actually sympathize with her.

Since I starred your well-played firsty, you should un-gray me.

It’s not a good looking car. The performance numbers aren’t that great either. But If I had the money, i’d buy it just for that sound.

There are SO many grammatical errors and typos in this article, I simply stopped reading. EDIT YOUR ARTICLES.