Phone thief after being kicked off scooter:

God bless you.

From Google:

dude/girl/girldude, shut the fuck up. seriously.

because we live in a federalized nation. each state has their own laws, their own governors...

“lose his shit”

I like you.

...please rub off on your peers.

This is along the lines of “we’re going to build a wall”

Lucid’s flagship here looks more like the future than Tesla...a future that is now, yet still ahead of us. Well done.

“Because the Electoral College is a fundamentally bad system?”

I’m with appliance5000, I’m a Sears catalog man.

I think it’s the sex from all angles.

the president-elect’s two planes and three helicopters are clouded in strange, convoluted business practices designed to save the real estate mogul millions in taxes

“This is Gawker Media, where occasionally honest-to-God reportering happens, and so we got to work.”

Where’s the money come from? From the kids that have crazy college debt? From our elderly that are on fixed (government) income? From the 1%? Even if you taxed the top 1% at 99%, it wouldn’t come close to covering a universal health system.

“And I would like to point out that this kind of shit doesn’t really happen in places where there’s nationalized health care. Just sayin.’”

You seem to underestimate the current draw an AC unit has.

Raph, you’re missing the bigger point, and WHEN (dear, God) did we ever take Clarkson at his EXACT specific word?

Driving fast is amazing. You love it, I love it, deep down, everybody does. But do it on a track, and for fuck’s sake, don’t do it in traffic, and for double-fuck’s sake, don’t Facebook-live yourself doing it.