The NYPD Major Case Squad Detective Martin Pastor doesn’t believe that the thief knew what was in the pail when he seized it.

But their specific association with the Antioch Community Church, “a nondenominational, evangelical, mission-based megachurch,” should act as a nice slap in the face every time you’re won over by what appears to be a family bursting at the seams with wholesomeness.

His attitude about the car makes it legitimate.

Weird. Didn’t see Gizmodo on there...

I WANT THAT GREEN LITTLE BOX OF WONDER!

...additionally, the music in the second video is buttsauce.

The UnderArmor flip flops tell me all I need to know about these individuals.

Article clearly states “bank”, not dealer.

Last time I checked, this was an Em Drive:

I’m just a body massage machineGO!

actually, Stef, for the sake of the car, and insurance, and the show, and the driver, and their reputation (I could keep going)...

David...I got misty-eyed watching.

I thought it was fucking brilliant, like the trio’s Top Gear.

FUCK YOU.

pardon the term here, but Ideologies RARELY trump a paycheck.

he’ll be back in the open fields of his native land by January.

it’s ugly. really ugly.

hate suv’s.

Wishful thinking there, Ashley?

actually, yes WE did. Popular vote, OF THOSE WHO VOTED (chose hillary)