aaaaaaaaaaand still looks like the smartest kid at tire retread school.

Look, Andrew.

THANK YOU. I do not like that grill.

"You too can sit on an uncomfortable and unstable bench for just $40 and an hour of your time. Included at no additional cost is an improved support leg to not only stub your toe (while wearing your sandles and flip flops, since it's outdoors), but you'll also scrape and possibly break open those pretty painted…

After Dodge built the Neon...discontinued it, and then released the "Dart" all I see is a newer Neon.

you win.

you're a bit....off.

why do so many (I use many loosely) people hate this bike? I LOVE this bike. LOVE.

waaaaaaaant. reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllly want.

No one who likes Karmann Ghia's would buy this piece of sun-tanned monkey shit. Just about everything on it makes me angry.

Good, I was starting to worry only Korean car makers could make ugly vehicles. Thanks, Japan. You're still in the running!

thasssthassnice.

it's like a giant sideways vagina trying to eat my face.

just hideous. puke.

DAT ASS...is terrible.

NO. That classic Bimmer was begging for you to clean it up, take care of it like you would a timid exchange student learning our vast and fast-moving metropolis.

I love you.

DOA. Never happen.

you are dumb

Chris, did you seriously write this article out of honesty? I feel this is hysterical. I literally laughed the entire way through this "write up"