You’d think that for that amount of money the wanker who designed that thing would have made it more impressive. At the end of the day, however, both structures are transient - the structure could only last as long as people want to visit it and pay the entrance fees. Could the money have been better spent? Well,…

Oh, we’ve all been there.

Well, aren’t you the milk of human kindness wrapped up in a snuggly blanket?

I’d personally be on guard on the bridge with boltcutters to cut the damned things off and brain the brainless twats with their discarded tokens of their love. The people who think this is just a harmless way of expressing your love are ignorant of the fact that a lot of the bridges over the Seine aren’t just very…

Such a cool name...

Fisto.

Oh GUUUUURRRRRL you looking FIERCE!

Well, there *is* that twatbag up in Northern Ireland who whinged about making a cake for a gay wedding...

There’s a story that goes around in my family of a woman my mother went to school with who was working at Glasgow’s Royal Infirmary back in the seventies and eighties. Back in the later years of the 1970s, she was out one night with her pals and this young American guy comes sidling up to her. Young American…

God, that makes the story of my cousin trying to sue a garage for the “failure” of respraying her car to the correct shade of pink (I shit thee not) look positively sane.

Be right back. Going to look *that* up...

There’s a restaurant here in Glasgow that is considered to be one of Glasgow’s, if not Scotland, if not one of the UK’s finest. And it’s totally not what people expect. But the food is amazing, the setting is beautiful and the staff are friendly, etc. One night, I was entertaining two colleagues of mine from over the…

I’m still waiting to see this, but everything I’ve heard about it - especially Theron and the ladies in the film - is good. To be fucking honest, I’d watch Theron pick her nose and eat her snot and still be madly in love with her.

You’re talking full-on terraforming in order to hopefully recreate something on Mars that exists on Earth. Thats the wrong way to look at it. Any attempt at Areoforming Mars should concentrate on creating something Martian, using plants and animals from Earth that would and could be adapted and thrive. If anything, a…

It’s already been shown how to do it - at least, in print.

And there they were thinking that Alexis “I’ve got the emotional range of a kipper” Bledel would be the break-out star. The fools!

I hope they never do stop saying that line of shite. That way I can still turn round and say “Oh so you’re not just a sexist fucktard, you’re a hypocritical sexist wankpot with raisins for balls!”

You work in a shop, love. You can lose the attitude.

I always wondered what it would be like if humanity couldn’t breed for, say, fifteen years. And then, only a certain percentage could and even then, that percentage was limited biologically to one child. Nowadays, I wonder how long it would take for a reality show to pop up documenting every second of that…

The awfulness. IT BURNS!