absolutdani
Absolutdani
absolutdani

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

They had a 50% chance of getting it right.

Glad nobody was hurt, that’s the most important part. I bet so much lithium was released, everybody there was pretty chill about the whole thing.

Philip Morris still sponsors Ferrari after the 2006 ban, we talk about Marlboro.

Look at my keyboard; it has 104 buttons of all kinds of size and shape; they are very closely spaced; they are sensitive to the touch; yet I managed to type this message without screwing up. Hello, Mercedes, you have found your next driver!

No I think it’ll still be a Motor Show

It’s no wonder birth rates are on the decline in Japan, when everyone thinks genitals look like Minecraft

Make America Garbage Again

Yep. Too many angles.

While many are calling for a lifetime ban, others believe that such a short sentence sets a dangerous precedent.

“I know what I have.  And it’s hot AF”

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

The whole team should have boycotted the meet.

I guess my expectations for “Military Style” gear is different from most because I was actually in the military. If someone told me they were giving me a “military style” bag, that nylon trash is exactly what I’d expect. Hell I probably have a few lying around. I almost wish that Bethesda would claim that handing out

One does not simply cross-section into Mordor...

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

Neymar is good puppy, yes he is...yes he is!